With all the attention being paid to Cyberpunk 2077, a game that's taken almost nine years to make, seems overhyped, and isn't even available to play yet, we overlooked a more important release.

If you're tired of waiting for this ridiculous game, you can head over to your local adult website and try Cyberpunk 2077 XXX, the porn parody produced by the bang-up crew at VR Bangers Productions.

But if you're at work or in the middle of dinner with the family and don't want to spoil the mood by flipping on some porn, here's an honest review to let you know either what you're missing or what you have in store for later tonight.

That's nice - here in Moscow people held a Cyberpunk-themed kinky party... I wonder how much good, um, cosplay there was :D

— CD PROJEKT RED RU (@CDPR_RU) November 27, 2020

Cyberpunk 2077 XXX is an 85-minute long VR-enabled porn, meaning if you have an Oculus headset, you can watch the video in that and try to feel more like you're actually playing Cyberpunk 2077 the video game (which also happens to have sex scenes).

The title, which is pretty uninventive, is a good indicator of the lack of thought put into the video. Plotwise, you wake up from some kind of blackout or mild coma, completely naked, in a cramped room with two Asian women.

One woman is heavily tatted, and they both have a bunch of metallic makeup on to make it look like their bodies are composed of plates that can be interchanged or moved around like on a real cyborg.

The women's goal is to revive you back to full health, and to do that they must have sex with you. They also have sex with each other partway through, which seems distracting, but in the end they get back to the mission at hand and finish you off as expected.

In the trailer, Cyberpunk 2077 XXX claims these women are using "futuristic methods" to "fix you up," but their methods seem as old as time. Just some plain sex, performed adequately, albeit with great enthusiasm.

It's unclear why the video didn't include any sex toys, as that would have been an easy way to dress things up more "cyber-ly" or futuristically. Even a metal dildo or something with batteries in it would have sold the Cyberpunk connection a little better.

Also for no known reason, one wall in the room you're in has the number "2049" spray painted in red. Why not 2077? Why not 2069? No one knows.

Cyberpunk 2077 XXX gets 2 out of 5 equal signs on the 8=D rating system.

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Here's the link if you really want to go out of your way to watch it.